if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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