marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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