sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Let's paint friendship bongs
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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