Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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