He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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