Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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