Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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