Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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