And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
True strength comes from lack of pants
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
