It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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