okay pat passed out under dana's car
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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