My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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