Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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