i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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