And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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