Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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