next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Your penis caused this!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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