i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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