i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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