Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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