i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
North Korea, Best Korea!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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