So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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