I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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