That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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