it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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