She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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