Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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