R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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