I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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