A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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