I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
im on a boat
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