somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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