Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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