the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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