So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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