real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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