no, he came in my armpit
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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