So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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