Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
tequila makes me forget i have legs
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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