you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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