I want to walk on stilts...naked
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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