you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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