Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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