He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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