Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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