4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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