that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
