I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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