Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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