i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Help. Why am I so naked?
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