This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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