That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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