I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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