dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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