her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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